Wednesday 26 March 2014

Ten things and counting I have learnt refusing to be sold!


- Some evangelists might have a lot to learn from sales people. From that initial introduction to the continuous repeat on the product- they just don't let you go! They tell you about their life experiences, how the product  changed their destinies and how they are your new best friend. They want you to see them as you and not as outcasts!


- Do not worry if they say as a Nigerian your English sounds pretty good and then proceed to ask you what your official language is in Nigeria..it's alright...they live and breathe the product they need you to buy and would do anything to break the ice. I hope someone tells them in their morning meetings that is an epic fail ice breaker.

-There might be one sales person who speaks to you with his eyes wide open and proceeds to slurring each word. You are not exactly sure why but you are intelligent enough to deduce that he is speaking veryyyy sloooww sooo thaaatt yoouuu doooo noott missss annnnyyy woorrdd heee isss sayinggg even though you already know what your answer is; however if you are having fun, you can look at him confused and tell him to repeat himself.

- I have realized that my usual partner when I am sales ambushed ends up saying this ' you see, I am thrilled about this but my wife isn't and when she isn't, I can't' (kindly note: I haven't even said a word against it yet but he has proven to me that been psychic is one of the benefits of marriage) ; so for anyone looking for an out, use that line and make the wife the enemy! We can handle it.

- I have a new body language; when the sales rep asks us a question for e.g.: ‘So tell me what is holding you back from this deal? My body language is turning my chair and looking at my partner with the facial expression of 'yes bruv what's holding you back?!!' With the extra facial expression of 'if you crack, I am pawning your wedding ring!!'

- They tell you the sales presentation will be for 1-2hours they LIE! Oh my days! We have sat in one that lasted over 4hours and I don't know who to blame! Ourselves for asking questions or the sales rep for over emphasizing every benefit. I just wonder how they can also use their whole day to occupy someone else’s day; how do they measure the value of that if we all refuse to sign up? Apparently one sign up for every 10 nos’ is profitable…(deep!)

- One secret before the next point is, I wrote this in the middle of a sales pitch as my husband  was saying yet again in a very gentle way on how we would like to pass on this and maybe get the deal later and the sales rep saying, he would feel so sad if we do because we are missing out on the deal of a life time and my partner says that yes we might regret this later but it's too spontaneous and the sales rep says yet again 'what's holding you back? Tell me what you want and l will give to you' -Le Sigh

- I have seen sales deal offered to us in multiple of thousands and the more we refuse the more the price reduces and at a certain time the poor product was offered in hundreds. I felt sad for it. Truly sad. May our value never decrease in this manner in Jesus Name Amen.

- The last sales rep that was on a selling spree on us was unique in a positive way. He is the first person I think has the wrong job and should probably not be a sales rep because he made our experience fun. He was saying the wrong things, teasing his colleagues and he even left us with an important life philosophy-"Why not you?!"

- The more incentives you offer me to get the product you are selling the more I feel I am being scammed. How come the incentives are increasing the more we say no? We have gotten incentives as amazing as a week trip to the Bahamas…yet we said no! HAHA. I really don't know if this is because of my trust issues upbringing (thanks mum lol) or just because I am naturally very detailed (comes with the territory) or just because I am full blown Nigerian who listens and finds you guilty before you are innocent (kidding) however I just feel that if something is so good, why do you have to buy me to buy it?! Just don't get this philosophy. Do you?

- Now this is where things get Interesting, if you happened to wriggle your way out of every hole of offer/incentives they tempted you with based on your reason, he/she reluctantly will agree with you and direct you to the next person who will be processing your gifts( i.e. if you were offered something to tie you down in coming for the sales presentation in the first place and you took it); this second sales person is supposed to do a survey on how the initial sales rep did and why you didn't take the deal including if you were treated rudely etc; now this is the catch; after the survey, this surveyor turns to a mutant sales rep! Why mutant? Because one asked us, if we reduced the cost you were offered above by half would you still take the deal? #passed.out #partner in sales ambushment didn't even let the guy finish and says no #wife yawns and keeps typing.


To conclude, there is so much to learn from sales rep..
1) When they are good at what they do you Will Know! How? We once ended up getting tablets from the pharmacy for headaches and I am not joking!
2) Its their source of livelihood so also treat them with respect.
3) Their excitement is actually contagious. They make you feel they are about to let you in on a world secret and you have no choice but to accept.

Everyone is a sales person consciously or unconsciously. We are all selling something to one another and someone is consciously or unconsciously buying something from you and I. it does not have to be business related, it could be attitude, friendship, strife, love, ideas, reputation, gossip, lies, truth, pretense, reality etc.

What are you selling?


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